Abby

Name: Abby
Age: 19
Occupation: none

Favorite thing to eat that comes situated between two buns?
tomato, provolone, and mayonnaise

On what occasions do you lie?
ohh umm when things get awkward and around people who don't know me very well

What is your favorite preparation of potatoes?
Curried. Diffidently curried.

Favorite supervillain?
Harley Quinn because shes not crazy but she chooses to live with crazy people. In batman all the villains are crazy except for her.

If you could go on a magic carpet ride and fly above earth who would you spit or shit on as you floated overhead?
This is one of those with great power comes great responsibility things. You have to choose the right person. it would have to be someone bald. I'd have to find a really evil bald person.

Have you ever eaten a crayon?
No, I've eaten paper that had crayon on it but not a crayon itself.

Last time you said "hmm its probably fungal"?
A month ago. I spent the night at a friend's house and I was napping in her shower. It was on a sponge and I don't think they sell black sponges.

Are you convinced by your own self-criticism?
Never.

Using rhyme tell me your feelings on carpet?
When you sleep too long in one place carpet leaves indents upon your face.

Last time you sat in something sticky?
I never know till afterward.

Favorite internal organ?
The liver. I like that it grows back.

Whats in your pocket?
One of those little folding paper game things and my ID card.

How often do you cut your fingernails?
Umm once they start snagging on things.